My name's Whitney and I'm closer to thirty than twenty. I'm a wild nursing student so that means I'm sleep deprived, hungry, stressed, and apt to steal any caffeine within a five foot radius.



I'm a book lover at heart. I make random puns. I have no shame when it comes to saying crap but I won't dance unless I'm super drunk. I love nerdy things from Doctor Who to Star Wars to Firefly to V to The Tribe.

 

unapologeticfatty:

dancinnoutmypants:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

If you’ve never read or listened to Rachel Wiley’s “10 honest thoughts on being loved by a skinny boy” I suggest you do so. 

unapologeticfatty:

dancinnoutmypants:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

If you’ve never read or listened to Rachel Wiley’s “10 honest thoughts on being loved by a skinny boy” I suggest you do so. 

(Source: hauntsclemmings)

cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

im definitely following the right people because apparently supernatural season 10 premiered last night and I didn’t see a single post about it

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

ivoryintheair:

koosei:

the-doctor-and-his-companions:

ask-pinkamena-diane-p:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

((Fuck, I’m on mobile))

If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down

……. people didn’t know about this?

Someone should maybe mention that feature allows you to quickly reblog.

(Source: lindsxymxc)

how atlantis actually sunk

poseidon: oh no atlantis is on fire

poseidon: i should probably do something, being the god of the sea and all that

poseidon: have some water, peasants

poseidon:

poseidon:

poseidon: wAIT

poseidon: I FUCKED UP

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Mark Sheppard - The Man Who Made it Into Nearly Every Fandom

totally-randomfandom:

giandujakiss:

thewestcoastkid:

atleastimnotbrentspiner:

millyzoreen:

winny-chester-the-pooh:

Badger in Fireflyimage

Canton Delaware in Doctor Who

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Arnon in Charmed

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 Crowley in SupernaturalimageBenedict Valare in Warehouse 13

imageAnd Graham Tanaka in Dollhouse

imageWHY IS THIS MAN NOT KING OF TUMBLR????

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Don’t forget Romo Lampkin in Battlestar Galactica!

are we not going to talk about star trek

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And The Director of The Ring from Chuck

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Duh, X-Files?  How quickly they forget.

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Don’t forget Monk

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His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

(via assguardingloki)

…seriously? I…this? Seriously? 

I’ve done audiobook narration for self-e-published gay werewolf porn that’s better written than this. (I was young and needed the money.)

(Source: kaley)